Slip & Fall

Danny's parents are dead and he lives in a trailer with his Grandma who recently was scammed into spending all of his money buying a massive satellite dish that gets 7400 channels, tips the trailer and causes him to sleep at a 30-degree angle. Now, leave those petty problems aside because he can't pay for his final semester of law school and his life is pretty much over. The trailer company is foreclosing and his law school won't allow another loan because of his petty and miserable Dean. What will Danny do... break the law?